How Is Every Person NOT Singing This?

Mr West= Verse Of The Year!

For all my young lady's that's driving Ms. Daisy/
Driving me crazy/ Rock the beat baby/
Hop off out the rrrtt/ She heat up the pavement/ I don't give a rrrtt, baby, he craaazzzyyy/
I'm back by un-popular demand/ At least he's still popping in Japan/
Shopping in Milan/ Hopping out the van/ screams from the fans/ "Yeezy, I knew you'd be on top again!"/ And we 'bout to hit Jacob the Jeweeeleer/ So I could be like Slick Rick & Ruuuule you/ Doctor Martin Louis King..Juuunniooorrr/ And Ima never let the dream turn to Kruuuueger's/ My outfit so disrespectful/ You can go ahead & sneeze 'cuz my presence bless you/ I mean we walked in this bitch so stylish/ Niggas done mistook me for my stylist/ And I know it's superficial & they say it's just clothes/ But we shopping in that motherfucker & they just cloooosed/ So go ahead & just pose/ When she walked up out the dressing room, the store just frooooze/ And I knooow they tryna get their cool back & them ghetto bitches holla "Now You Do That!" Ughhh/ So they can never say we never lived it & if I see Biggie tonight... I loved every minute!
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Album of the Year...So Far

While Drake's debut album was an overall disappointment for me, at least sonically, one album that exceeded the little expectations I had is Rick Ross' Teflon Don. Besides it having some of the most inspired verses from everyone's favorite rappers, it may be the best produced hip hop album since The Blueprint 3. Every beat is perfectly paced for Ross' slow & sometimes sluggish flow. With verses from Jay-Z & Kanye West that will contend for verses of the year it's easy to imagine Ross being overshadowed. The album's best song, Live Fast & Die Young, features an inspired West spitting fierce & well thought out lines (Martin Louis The King...Junior....but Ima never let the dream turn to Krueger's) but Ross is more than ready with slick lines of his own (if she dies on my dick,shell live through every rhyme). I've never been a huge fan of his but god damn it the album is great. 50 Cent started a fight with him because he knew that Ross was holding back. This is him & his friends at their best. My only complaint is that the best verse that Drake has ever spit was left out of the album. Download Aston Martin Music with Drake's verse as soon as you can but in all seriousness you can't call yourself a fan of the genre if u don't pick up a copy.
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Joke Time!

Q: What do you call the useless skin around a vagina?
A: The Woman

(the fact that this joke is hilarious does not mean that I share in its truths or lies)

Should I?

I tend make a lot of jokes whose punchline is me being Puerto Rican. These include but are not limited to the men of my island only being good for stealing cars & impregnating girls. I usually make these jokes at my expense but it' starting to bother me that it seems like I'm the one Puerto Rican who doesn't do that. I think I've made so much fun of the typical male from the island that if I did those things no one would believe me. So I'ma do my best Weezy & Jay impression & impregnate the world. Since you can't see my tongue firmly in my cheek,I feel mandated to put a "LOL" in this post.
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Theme Music

I've been more impressed by one of Kanye's new song (Power),than I have been by 14 new songs from Drake. Best Album Ever (Good Ass Job)? Here's to hoping!!! *kanye shrug*
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Thank Me Later Review

To the dismay of record executives nation wide, the inevitable has occurred & Drake's debut album, Thank Me Later, has leaked in its entirety. With great anticipation comes the cold reality that the first time an album is heard by fans is not on its proper release date. But the question remains, after a year of buzz, does Young Money's premier artist deliver? In short, the answer is yes & no. While the album is filled with clever quips that afforded his mixtape, So Far Gone to chart on Billboard, the album fails to reach the standard that were set by said mixtape. That mixtape, released last summer, achieved an unprecedented success for a free album. A bidding war to sign Drake was the outcome of the release. The problem with his debut studio is that he seems to be trying to recreate the feel of his previous release instead of focusing on trying to evolve his sound. There are, however, a few tracks that I'd consider classic material. The first of these is the albums first cut: Fireworks with Alicia Keys sharing singing duties with Drake on the hook. The others are the songs that feature Jeezy & Jay-Z,respectively. All other songs feel flat & lack the feelings that someone under so much scrutiny would want to express. It's a solid listen but it will by no means be considered a classic album. I believe it's entitled Thank Me Later because the best is yet to come...or for Drake's sake,I hope it will be.
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