So two couples come in to have dinner. We offered only a $95 pre fix menu. Tips was added automatically. Of course when they got the check they complained about it,we lowered the percentage from 20 to 18. Still complained. They're check almost $600 & I'm not taking off the tip cuz I know they'll fuck the staff over. To add insult to injury one of the couples went to the restroom to fuck! Are you kidding me? It wasn't enough that you made out with your fat girlfriend for 2 hours??? Fuck you! Oh wait, someone already did that! Boom! Roasted! If you're tryina impress your fat girlfriend try not to be a cheap fuck! Thanks for listening! Peace & Love!
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