Best Idea Ever!

I was recently complimented on how great I am to be around.  After I shook the look of shock off my face I remembered this idea I had a few years ago.
Picture this: you have a day off of work but all of your friends don't.  You're alone with nothing to do and no one to do nothing with.  This is where I come in.  Have a doctors' appointment? Call me & I'll accompany you.  Movies?  Sure!  Club?  Of course!  Basically whatever you want to do, I'll go with you.  Now, I know it's starting to sound like an escort service but it isn't.  I'm offering my wit & charm, not my sexual prowess (LMAO).  If any reader is interested in investing in my idea please e-mail me.  There's something here, I've hung out with countless people who loved every second of my company, so why not make money off it?  I would charge like $50 plus all expenses paid.  That sounds fair to me.  If you'd like to be my first client, feel free to drop me a line in the comment section.  Thanks for reading... & please don't steal my idea!