Thursday, April 29, 2010

C- Blocked By Mr. Hot Wheels

Here's the scene: I'm sitting on the D train at 8:20, after a long day of work, in the middle of a daily hour long ride home. A couple stops after the ride starts, the most gorgeous, tall & tanned woman ever sits across from me. Now my move is to pretend to not see her since I'm positive all she gets is stares from every other guy. Weirdly enough, I see her glancing AT me. My stupid idea was actually working. Inside fireworks are going off. My celebrations ended abruptly after I noticed that her looks stopped just as swiftly after this handicapped, dirty & rubber-gloved man rolls into the car, stops right in front of her & screams something unintelligible at her. She proceeds to rise & move down the train further into the dark tunnels of the subway system, never to be seen again. So, to Curly Sue; (because of her hair), I hope to roll into you again...pun intended. Semicolon close parenthesis!

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